Soak the chillies in just boiled water for at least 30 minutes, until soft. Strain.
Pound the natto into a smooth paste using a pestle and mortar, or just roughly mash it with a fork if you can’t be arsed. Remove and set aside.
Combine the salt with the softened chillies in a mortar. Pound with a pestle until broken down into a smooth paste. This will take at least a few minutes. Add the garlic and coriander stems. Pound roughly (the garlic and coriander stems don’t need to be completely smooth like the chillies).
Heat the oil to a medium-low heat in a wok or large pan. Add pounded chilli paste and shallots. Fry for 5 minutes, stirring regularly, until soft and fragrant.
Reduce the heat to low (use the lowest heat possible on the smallest burner) and add the pounded tua nao, omnipork, and MSG. Simmer, stirring frequently to break up large pieces of the mince, for 10-15 minutes.
Once you see some oil rising to the surface, add the chopped tomatoes. Cook down for another 10-15 minutes until the mixture is reduced to a thick, oily paste. Continue stirring from time to time during this process. When finished, the mixture should not be watery. Remove from the heat and set aside.